Friday, May 25, 2007
hohoho! yihhui[bong] posted it liao!! but there are lotsa blanks, cos we decided not to reveal the characters names. being so nice and all(: yeah, it's better with the names in. the original copy's with yihhui[bong] so, go pester her!!!
presenting...
WHYNOTTOBESCANDALOUS
-a play about love, revenge & betrayal!
TY: (writing a break-up letter to _____) dear _______... I am sorry to inform you that my heart belongs to someone else. please forgive me for my grievious sin... ...
T: (looking over _______'s shoulder) _______! I do not understand. are you saying you... you... you betrayed me! -gasp-
TY: (looks alarmed) No, no... I just... like _______! She's so cool man! hahaha.
T: whaaat? How can this be? But I, __________, am waaaay cuter than _______! Puh-lease!
TY: How DARE you?! you insulted my dearest darh-ling! I am gonna 'lamb-to-the-slaughter-you' man...
T: (screams like a girl) aieeee! no... ... no... ...
T: (takes out penknife) hahahahahaha! I have a knife! (stabs widly at ________)
TY: Get away from me, you crazy woman!
T: Nevar! I shall get my revenge, you beastly girl! (cackles)
A: (enters scene. runs to _______) run! I'll handle her!
TY: Oh! You've come to save me! I cannot leave you...
T: (advances towards ________) Heheh.
A: (throws herself in front of _______) Nooooo!
T: (plunges knife into ________) oh crap! Wrong one! gah. my plan has failed... (mutters incoherently and stumbles away)
TY: Oh, _______... why? why?!
A: I will... miss...you...
TY: You will always remain in my heart, my one true love...
A: Farewell, my sweet. (dies)
TY: I will take revenge!!! ahhh!!!
-END-
-all cast on stage-
-bow-
-curtains close-
-polite applause-
audience: ...
guy 1: Totally not worth my $100 man.
guy 2: Let's get outta here dude.
lady: refund!!!
usher: I must admit, the play sucked.
audience: BOO.
-curtain reopens-
T: (throws nuclear bomb at them) Ahahahaaa! I win! Lousy people.
audience: Noo... (dies)
girl: i... still... want... to... get... a... boyfriend...! (dies)
TY: (to _______) oh my! how could you!
A: You very lame leh.
T: Eh, moment of impulse. (sheepish)
Director: You! you ruined my show! OUT! You're FIRED!
T: Oh, well. It was worth it.
END
hahahahaha, i know it's superduper lame!! like the writer! heehee..
have flag day tmr..must wear full u!! hotttttt...and still must take all the way to cityhall in uniform. then must go somerset after that for my baby cousin's bday(: shld be fun. but it means i have to bring stuff to change. and a big bag to fit the uniform. somemore must skip youth class..saaad...
!stepping in
Friday, May 25, 2007
